twitchers ahoy

Any twitchers know who this beastie is?
He/she is slate grey/green with a dark green/black cap and
was hanging off the feeder outside the studio this morning.

It seems that Tilling is more than capable of partying without
me: reports of last nights jolly had me gnashing my teeth that
I missed all the fun.

Heard on the local radio that our Post Office is in deep jeopardy.
There is a petition against the proposed closure in the 8 à 8 -
do sign, though as Brits know once this stuff is mooted, thats it -
end of rural community and hello dormitory town.

Bloke on local radio rang up the local council offices and had a
miserably harassed official say, twice, that he had never farted
in the street. Apparently its an old law. Interviewer was trying
make the point that it was silly to pursue archaic laws. Harassed
of Carcassonne missed the point.